I've Had Enough Of Soaps!

Well, okay, not really. I'm still going to watch them, but they really do p*ss me off sometimes!

I mean, I understand that if they weren't dramatic, we wouldn't watch them. BUT, do they need to be this dramatic? I'm sitting watching Eastenders, and what the hell?

Jack Branning has just been released from a night in the cells. He's been accused of trying to shoot his brother, Max. We're not sure whether or not Max has tried to frame Jack (although it looks likely!)
Why would this guy want to frame his brother I hear you ask? Because Jack is moving to France with Max's soon-to-be ex-wife and Max's kids. Max and his wife Tanya broke up because Max was sleeping with his son, Bradley's wife.

Separately, this has been running since last October. We've also seen Tanya bury Max alive, because that was his greatest fear. We've seen Max and Tanya have many "will they reconcile?" moments, and we've seen Jack nearly cheat on Tanya. Yesterday we saw Max hold his teenage daughter's boyfriend up against a wall by the throat!

When these things happen, it never looks too bad, but when you weigh it all up - this is ridiculous! Families do not have all of this happen in one year! No family I've ever known anyway...

Just be glad you don't live in a Soap Opera

Did I mention that Max is going to be the victim of a hit and run this week? And it could be any of his family members!

And don't even start me on Coronation Street. This Carla and Liam situation is killing me!