Saturday 16 May 2009

A GAY Osmond!

I don't have too much to say about this, but I am happy to announce to you that there is now (officially) a GAY OSMOND!

Yes!

Marie Osmond's eldest daughter (I believe her name is Jessica) came out recently.
Marie has decided to "stand by her". Which is a stupid thing to say, but whatever.

I dislike Marie Osmond, strongly.

Tuesday 12 May 2009

Religious Education Exam

Hmm, yes. What fun.
Actually, I do enjoy Religious Education when I have a real teacher (no offence to my RE teacher, but he's really a history teacher and doesn't really know what he's doing, I wish I had this other teacher instead.) But anyway, I wanted to share something that I wrote in my exam, and was really proud of.

When asked... something about forgiveness, I wrote "very often, people are aware of their own mistakes. Sometimes, that's punishment enough."

I reminded myself of my own situation as I wrote that.
About 9 months ago, I did something. Something really awful that hurt somebody I cared about a lot. In doing this, I lost her and a few other people. Ever since then, things have been different for me. She says I've changed, and doesn't seem to realise that it's because of what happened.
A lot of stuff has happened since then, relating around the same people.

I just hope that she knows that I'm in enough pain still, and there's no need for her to come around every few months to badmouth me. Trust me, I still feel like shit over it.

Not that you'll ever read this. But you know I'm sorry. Stop acting like this.


RANT OVER!

& now the happy part, I don't think I failed that exam! & I think Barney in How I Met Your Mother, is going to confess to the gorgeous Robin!
AND, I'm going to watch Chelsea Lately.

Goodbye my little spanners.
x (I really wanted to end it with "XOXO Gossip Girl"!)

Sunday 10 May 2009

People are dumb.

Okay so, I'm a pretty huge fan of Chelsea Handler. I'm borderline obsessed. A teacher at my school told me that I talk like Chelsea. I freaked because they knew who Chelsea was. I've read both her books a gazillion times, I never miss her show, and I absolutely adore the woman.

Which is why I get pissed off when people say stupid things about her.

I'm posting a blog directed at those stupid people.

Firstly, to the stupid Jonas fans. Hey Jonas Fans. I know you're entitled to your opinion, and if you choose to kill your brain cells by listening to these LOSERS then that's up to you. Very much in the same way that it's up to Chelsea if she wants to give her opinion. She can make fun of them, and she doesn't care if that annoys you. Guys, she's a comedian! And she's a TV host, and she makes fun of anyone. Tori Spelling fans don't write in complaining... (note to self: do Tori Spelling fans exist?) She didn't make fun of his diabetes, she's not that heartless! She made fun of the media surrounding his diabetes. They DO sport "pubic hair afros" and as for the gay thing, to quote Chelsea herself, "until they penetrate, who knows what side of the see-saw they sit on?"

Secondly, to the Chelsea fans who complain that she does the same bit more than once. Are you stupid? No matter how smart, talented or funny, nobody can come up with new material for each new appearance. If you want to see her talk about something new every time, watch Chelsea Lately. But of course in her stand-up, she's going to repeat jokes. If you went to see Kings of Leon you wouldn't complain about them performing Sex on Fire because you saw them do it on TV. It's the same concept. They're both called 'gigs' and they're both, simply, performances from an entertainer. Stop being ridiculous.

Seriously though, if you don't know who Chelsea Handler is, you should.

U.S : Chelsea Lately is on 10/11c on E! (Weekdays)
U.K : Chelsea Lately is on Midnights on E! (Weekdays)

Sunday 3 May 2009

"9021ohhhhh"

Yesterday, I found this description of my favourite ever fictional character, and I thought I'd share it.


Spoiled, Brenda-Walsh-boyfriend-stealing, addict-mother-having, torn-between-Brandon-and-Dylan-being, fire-surviving, cult-joining, coke-habit-having, rehab-acing, stalker-having, Valerie-hating, gunshot-surviving, Jessica-Alba-baby-wanting, failed-wedding-having, rape-surviving, murder-committing, Dylan-soulmate-enjoying Kelly Taylor. I love her.

See that?

Now THAT is a good character.

and they even forgot to mention the eating disorder!

Hmmm, I thought I had more to say than that.
Obviously not.

I'll go watch a movie now (:





Kelly Taylor; yup, still hot.