Sunday 10 May 2009

People are dumb.

Okay so, I'm a pretty huge fan of Chelsea Handler. I'm borderline obsessed. A teacher at my school told me that I talk like Chelsea. I freaked because they knew who Chelsea was. I've read both her books a gazillion times, I never miss her show, and I absolutely adore the woman.

Which is why I get pissed off when people say stupid things about her.

I'm posting a blog directed at those stupid people.

Firstly, to the stupid Jonas fans. Hey Jonas Fans. I know you're entitled to your opinion, and if you choose to kill your brain cells by listening to these LOSERS then that's up to you. Very much in the same way that it's up to Chelsea if she wants to give her opinion. She can make fun of them, and she doesn't care if that annoys you. Guys, she's a comedian! And she's a TV host, and she makes fun of anyone. Tori Spelling fans don't write in complaining... (note to self: do Tori Spelling fans exist?) She didn't make fun of his diabetes, she's not that heartless! She made fun of the media surrounding his diabetes. They DO sport "pubic hair afros" and as for the gay thing, to quote Chelsea herself, "until they penetrate, who knows what side of the see-saw they sit on?"

Secondly, to the Chelsea fans who complain that she does the same bit more than once. Are you stupid? No matter how smart, talented or funny, nobody can come up with new material for each new appearance. If you want to see her talk about something new every time, watch Chelsea Lately. But of course in her stand-up, she's going to repeat jokes. If you went to see Kings of Leon you wouldn't complain about them performing Sex on Fire because you saw them do it on TV. It's the same concept. They're both called 'gigs' and they're both, simply, performances from an entertainer. Stop being ridiculous.

Seriously though, if you don't know who Chelsea Handler is, you should.

U.S : Chelsea Lately is on 10/11c on E! (Weekdays)
U.K : Chelsea Lately is on Midnights on E! (Weekdays)

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